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Saturday, January 23, 2010
Gothic Punk And Emo Weird Pictures
Emo,yes it is short for emotional. But,there is more to emo then hair and looks. Emo is a state of mind. Most people,made them selves appear emo. While in reality,they have to much hope to be emo. Emo is much like goth. But,goth is Darker. Emo is more emotional,harder to fake. Yes,some emos cut themselves,but there is more than that. Emo is one of the hardest things,to explain. People hate emos,b/c they view us as suicidal,cry babies,or just week. That's NOT what emo is.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Funny Insults Done By People
For a price you can have anyone in the audience insulted. The better the $$ the better the insult!
* Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
* Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
* I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
* You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
* Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
* Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
* Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
* Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
* You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
* All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
* I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
* count that high.
* You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
* He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
* Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
* If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
* You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
* You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
* I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
* Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special
* effort today?
* Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
* Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse
* advice...
* I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at
* Cucumber college.
* Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet
* somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
* I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
* Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
* You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
* I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of
* shock.
* Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
* I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
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World's Best Remote Controller
Have you seen the world's best remote controller?
Haha, only if I have this remote controller… but perhaps it's not so suitable for me after all as a bitch. It suits macho men better.
Where to get it you might ask? Well, try look for it on ebay.com.
Haha, only if I have this remote controller… but perhaps it's not so suitable for me after all as a bitch. It suits macho men better.
Where to get it you might ask? Well, try look for it on ebay.com.
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Saturday, January 16, 2010
Weird Quiz Of The Year 2009
How much attention have you been paying to our tales of depravity, deviance and despair this year? Take our Weird Quiz of the Year to find out!
1. Bryan Killian, a Pastafarian (one who worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster), was suspended from school for a day because of his religious clothing. What was he dressed as?
a) A zombie
b) A ninja
c) A robot
d) A pirate
2. 'Octopig' was the name given to a piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises. But how many anuses did Octopig have?
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
3. Mozart suffered a problem with his penis in 2007 – it became permanently erect, causing him serious discomfort, and eventually it had to be surgically removed. Fortunately, he had a spare penis, so the loss wasn't so bad. What sort of creature was Mozart?
a) A pig
b) An iguana
c) An ostrich
d) A human
4. By far the greatest legal defence this year was one man's claim that he only robbed a lingerie shop at knifepoint because he believed that he was a magical female elf called Buho. But where did his elven crime take place?
a) Belgium
b) Florida
c) Northern Ireland
d) Venezuela
5. He saved a dolphin by reaching down its throat. He searched for a wife, and found one. He met the world's smallest man. He is Bao Xishun, he was until recently the world's tallest man, and he was undoubtedly our hero of the year. But how tall is he?
a) 7ft 6 in
b) 7 ft 9 in
c) 8 ft 2 in
d) 8 ft 5 in
6. Christmas the Hamster was brought back from the dead, after he was badly burned when his cage was left on top of an oven hob and burst into flames. What well-known drink did firemen use to resurrect him?
a) Ribena
b) Vimto
c) Irn Bru
d) Bacardi Breezer
7. Which American actress was the subject of mysterious graffiti which appeared across London (and further afield) this year?
a) Katie Holmes
b) Bea Arthur
c) Whoopi Goldberg
d) Brooke Shields
8. In 2007, in which US state was a missile found in a junkyard, a policeman mauled by a squirrel, the infamous 'naked tickler' finally captured, a man stabbed to death over a game of Yahtzee, and a doctor arrested while dressed as Captain America with a burrito down his pants?
a) Iowa
b) Florida
c) Texas
d) New York
And finally, a tie-breaker:
9. How many stories in the Weird section had the word 'nude' in the headline in 2007?
a) 15
b) 19
c) 27
d) 34
Highlight below to find the answers:
Answers:
1) He dressed as a pirate, as all good Pastafarians must
2) Octopig had 2 anuses
3) Mozart was a permanently erect iguana
4) Buho stole the bras in Northern Ireland
5) Bao Xishun is 7ft 9in tall
6) The hamster was brought back to life with a few drops of Ribena
7) Brooke Shields had an Alphabet
8) Florida, of course
9) 27 (or 28 if you include a caption competition)
How you did:
0-2: You simply haven't been paying attention this year, have you? Cretin.
3-5: You've got a fair amount of weird knowledge, but there's plenty of room to improve.
6-8: You have a powerful an impressive grasp of all things weird, knowledge that you no doubt use to make yourself a much sought-after figure on the dinner-party circuit.
9: Freak.
1. Bryan Killian, a Pastafarian (one who worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster), was suspended from school for a day because of his religious clothing. What was he dressed as?
a) A zombie
b) A ninja
c) A robot
d) A pirate
2. 'Octopig' was the name given to a piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises. But how many anuses did Octopig have?
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
3. Mozart suffered a problem with his penis in 2007 – it became permanently erect, causing him serious discomfort, and eventually it had to be surgically removed. Fortunately, he had a spare penis, so the loss wasn't so bad. What sort of creature was Mozart?
a) A pig
b) An iguana
c) An ostrich
d) A human
4. By far the greatest legal defence this year was one man's claim that he only robbed a lingerie shop at knifepoint because he believed that he was a magical female elf called Buho. But where did his elven crime take place?
a) Belgium
b) Florida
c) Northern Ireland
d) Venezuela
5. He saved a dolphin by reaching down its throat. He searched for a wife, and found one. He met the world's smallest man. He is Bao Xishun, he was until recently the world's tallest man, and he was undoubtedly our hero of the year. But how tall is he?
a) 7ft 6 in
b) 7 ft 9 in
c) 8 ft 2 in
d) 8 ft 5 in
6. Christmas the Hamster was brought back from the dead, after he was badly burned when his cage was left on top of an oven hob and burst into flames. What well-known drink did firemen use to resurrect him?
a) Ribena
b) Vimto
c) Irn Bru
d) Bacardi Breezer
7. Which American actress was the subject of mysterious graffiti which appeared across London (and further afield) this year?
a) Katie Holmes
b) Bea Arthur
c) Whoopi Goldberg
d) Brooke Shields
8. In 2007, in which US state was a missile found in a junkyard, a policeman mauled by a squirrel, the infamous 'naked tickler' finally captured, a man stabbed to death over a game of Yahtzee, and a doctor arrested while dressed as Captain America with a burrito down his pants?
a) Iowa
b) Florida
c) Texas
d) New York
And finally, a tie-breaker:
9. How many stories in the Weird section had the word 'nude' in the headline in 2007?
a) 15
b) 19
c) 27
d) 34
Highlight below to find the answers:
Answers:
1) He dressed as a pirate, as all good Pastafarians must
2) Octopig had 2 anuses
3) Mozart was a permanently erect iguana
4) Buho stole the bras in Northern Ireland
5) Bao Xishun is 7ft 9in tall
6) The hamster was brought back to life with a few drops of Ribena
7) Brooke Shields had an Alphabet
8) Florida, of course
9) 27 (or 28 if you include a caption competition)
How you did:
0-2: You simply haven't been paying attention this year, have you? Cretin.
3-5: You've got a fair amount of weird knowledge, but there's plenty of room to improve.
6-8: You have a powerful an impressive grasp of all things weird, knowledge that you no doubt use to make yourself a much sought-after figure on the dinner-party circuit.
9: Freak.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Unbeliveable Crazy Body Paintings
Body painting, or sometimes bodypainting, is a form of body art, considered by some as the most ancient form of art. Unlike tattoo and other forms of body art, body painting is temporary, painted onto the human skin, and lasts for only several hours. In this post we have summed up some of the most crazy body painting we have seen. Enjoy!
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
5 Weirdest Reality TV Series Shows
Ever since TV has begun the world has immersed itself in it. There have always been shows to suit everyone’s needs or wants. The channel executives do their best to listen to the public and produce what they think we want to see in order to keep the channel going and the sponsorship of ads coming in. There have been reality type shows for years and more so lately. In the wake of most of today’s television programs becoming reality TV shows, we bring you some of the weirdest ones the world has to offer.
The 1900 House
There were 400 families that tried out for this reality TV series. The premise of this show is to take a modern day family and have them live like they did in the early 1900s. They have to stay in the house for three months. The bathroom was outside the house, but it was equipped with 3 bedrooms, a safety room, the telephone was in this room. There was a dining room, a drawing room, a scullery and a kitchen, but there was no electricity. Instead of a washer there was a pot installed for washing clothes over a fire. The family struggled to live their normal lives as a Victorian family.
There were 400 families that tried out for this reality TV series. The premise of this show is to take a modern day family and have them live like they did in the early 1900s. They have to stay in the house for three months. The bathroom was outside the house, but it was equipped with 3 bedrooms, a safety room, the telephone was in this room. There was a dining room, a drawing room, a scullery and a kitchen, but there was no electricity. Instead of a washer there was a pot installed for washing clothes over a fire. The family struggled to live their normal lives as a Victorian family.
He’s A Lady
The eleven contestants were told that they were going to compete on a show called the All American Man. It was supposed to be a mental and physical competition. When they got to the show they learned that they had to cross dress in order to win the cash prize. They had to learn how to bond with other females in a nonsexual way, wear a brassiere, jewelry, and make up. They had to plan a wedding, be a bridesmaid, pass as a female in public and with their family and friends and then participate in a beauty pageant.
Married by America
This show was short lived and only ran for one season in 2003. The contestants were introduced on the air and then the audience could vote on who they liked. The male and female who had the most votes would then be married on live television. A few weeks before the show, the winners would be staying together in a hotel and resort in an effort to get to know each other. The couple did not get married at the end of the show and it was said that the woman was truly heartbroken over it.
The Monastery
The original airing of this show was in 2005.The premise of the show is a number of men being selected to live among the monks in a religious retreat. These men did not have to have a religious belief, but they did have to give up all their worldly possessions. This show has 2 spin offs, one including a group of women living in a convent and the other being both men and women living in a Muslim society.
Transamerican Love Story
This show was aired in 2008. It is a dating reality show staring Calpernia Addams, who is a transgender person. During each episode a potential suitor was eliminated. In the first episode, the contestants and Calpernia get to know each other. In the second episode, the men have to cook for Calpernia and her friends. The third episode has the men going through a mini boot camp and the fourth episode she takes them to a night club where she performs. In the fifth episode, the men learn how to two-step and the sixth episode has them meeting her parents, which then leads to a recap show and the finale.
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